Coolness Since You Are Lame

How to Acheive Coolness PART 1: LIVE LIKE LARRY PART 2: SAY YOUR NAME BACKWARDS PART 3: AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.....Visit this website daily and memorize key details of these pictures along with the daily blogs from legends living wicked lives!!!!

DAPHNE'S BLOG APR. 25th 2016

Hello, the name is Daphne Fetcher. I am a single mom of 36 cats, and an owner of 4 kids. I live in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a small island called "Buttofucco". I don't recommend visiting due do the life size slugs. Yikes, they are slobbery!

BARNEY GUJMBLE'S BLOG APR. 26th 2016

Uhhhh the name is uhhhh Barney. Where's the beer?!?!?!?!?! Oh well you're no help imma head to Moe's

CHESTER CHEETA'S BLOG APR. 27th 2016

Sup dogs. Wazzzz good. So today was a wicked day. I went to the shop and got some dank puffs. They were so cheesy and crispy. Ahhh ya had be there man.

SCOTTY G'S BLOG APR. 28th 2016

Mornin. Today was hectic! These dumb 8th graders will not understend how to find the parabola of Justin Bieber's bald head!!!!!! Ah well gotta miss latta and yi. Man they were top students. I may have to vut this blog short since i gotta do some thigh and feet stretches. Also LIVE & LEARN

HOMER SIMPSON'S BLOG APR> 29TH 2016

Today was ruff. Bart put oil on the wood n stairz so i fell and i is hurting very bad. Then is was time to get my morning beer at Moe's and i hit 6 people. Fortunately i killed them allso i aint gunna get sued by stupid persons. Then at work i bombed Mr. Burns place on accident, hes alive, he is still slithering like a snake lizard. Now it is time to stranged bart brb.

SQUASH'S BLOG APR. 30TH

Hello! Aye yi yi Ayy carumba yyy hole'!!! Ouchiwawa y hole. Dishoinkskidigaegendasismilian(tralation: do you like friut?)

TRUMPS BLOG MAY 1TH

Hey crackers. You're not allowed to read if you have colored skin. Also if youre an immigrant plz leave and dont bother coming back. I have invalid arguments.Make america great again. Dont forget ill make america great again.